The Christian Bear Hunter
Have you heard the story about the Christian Bear Hunter?
Well, there was this very devout man who annually went bear hunting. When the season rolled around, he put on his boots and jacket, picked up his gun, prayed for success, and drove off to the woods.
Walking quietly, deep in the forest, before he knew what hit him, he was clobbered by a mighty Grizzly. His gun flew, and he found himself lying on the ground looking up at the Grizzly. Weaponless, he cowered as the bear appeared ready to strike again. Helpless, the nimrod closed his eyes and prayed: "Oh Lord, change the bear's heart. Convert his ways. Make him into a Christian bear."
Suddenly, he heard a voice. He opened his terrified eyes. There was the bear, paws together, eyes closed, head bowed, praying, "Lord, bless this food I'm about to eat."
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